I know what, I'll get into the in-tray - that might make her stop looking at the computer screen and ask me what I want . . .
No? She's drawing pictures of switches and plugs - booooooring!
Time for plan B – shred the top sheet of paper!
Hee-hee!!!! That made her look!
"It's half past five! Isn't it time you served my supper?"
7 hours ago